podophilia has a down side

You know how some people can't resist buying stupid cutesy things for their cat or dog? Well today I bought a smart little cover for my iPod! It's rubber and has knobs sticking out all over--very Marcel Duchamp-ish. Anyway I got home to introduce my pod to its new garment + I CAN'T FIND MY iPOD! Where is it? Did you put it somewhere? Did it go in the laundry?
Hey, that's it, life's over (as we know it.)
See you in hell. Yeah you.

(later)

BUT NOOOOO! I found it. It was in my laptop bag. Oh happy day Calloo Callay. But then I googled "I lost my iPod" and came up with this: I am not alone.

See you at Radio Shack (it's all we have).